I have a proposal for a new airline. We could call it "Libertarian Air" or "Wild West Air." Passengers would undergo no security screenings. There would be no banned substances. Liquids? Fine. Knife? Ok. Gun? Go ahead. Electronic device in use during takeoff and landing? Have fun.
Seats would sell like hotcakes. It would be a real test for the 2nd amendment boosters. Passengers on the planes would be extra paranoid, so pulling off a terror plot would be practically impossible. Heck, maybe we can pull one of these airlines out of bankruptcy.
Best idea ever! I bet people would always be better behaved on your airline too. I wouldn't dare kick the seat of the guy in front of me if he had his uzi out on the fold down tray in front of him!
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